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Civility lives!

Posted: October 11, 2012 in Jerk-offs, Really?

Maybe your mom should have chosen abortion for you.

It’s nice to see how our friends on the left look at the rest or us..! Really, this broad sound like a class act, huh?

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“I resent when they talk about families like mine that I grew up in. I resent the fact that they think we’re talking about envy: it’s job envy, it’s wealthy envy; that we don’t dream,”

“My mother believed and my father believed that if I wanted to be president of the United States, that I could be, I could be vice president! My mother and father believed that if my brother or sister wanted to be a millionaire, they could be a millionaire! My mother and father dreamed as much as any rich guy dreams!

“They don’t get us! They don’t get who we are!”

Really Joe? I don’t get you… You have had years of Senate high dollar checks sent your way, Sounds like you can piss away cash at a spectacular rate… Hell, I know drunken sailors that are worth more than you!

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White House Press Secretary Jay Carney announced that White House legal counsel has concluded no White House staff engaged in any “misconduct” in Cartagena.

“The decision to conduct a review here, internally, was simply done out of due diligence,” Carney said. “There is no indication of any misconduct by any member of the White House advance team or staff.”

He added that “there have been no specific, credible allegations of misconduct by anyone on the White House advance team or White House staff.”

Carney refused to give any details on the investigation, such as whether the investigation included checking hotel records in Colombia or interviewing the White House advance team that went to Cartagena.

Ahh, yea… Isn’t this kinda like my mom saying I didn’t dump in the bidet, ‘cuz you really know that I did…

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Meanwhile… on the everybody got a sex tape front… Kim “the Original Fame Whore” Kardashian is looking to clean up her act, maybe?

from TMZ:a mystery buyer has approached Vivid Entertainment (which owns the rights to the tape) in an effort to buy it and remove it completely from the market.

But now Pornhub.com, which bills itself as the largest adult website on the planet, wants in on the action. In a letter to Vivid head man Steven Hirsch, the site says they are willing to offer $5 million for the tape … considerably less than the $30 million Hirsch is asking for.

The site — which is 100% free — says they “respectfully disagree” with Hirsch’s value ofthe tape, stating they feel the DVD market is “dying” and online is where it’s at.

I wonder what kinda scratch Ray J is looking for? Didn’t anyone tell him that the dick in the video never gets paid?

Warren wants to pay more taxes…

Posted: September 6, 2011 in Jerk-offs

Warren Buffett, also known as that old dude from the movie “UP”, demanded that the rich pay more in taxes, sure, why not, demand all you want… But Berkshire Hathaway hasn’t been paying their back taxes!

This one’s truly, uh … rich: Billionaire Warren Buffett says folks like him should have to pay more taxes — but it turns out his firm, Berkshire Hathaway, hasn’t paid what it’s already owed for years.

That’s right: As Americans for Limited Government President Bill Wilson notes, the company openly admits that it owes back taxes since as long ago as 2002.

“We anticipate that we will resolve all adjustments proposed by the US Internal Revenue Service (“IRS”) for the 2002 through 2004 tax years … within the next 12 months,” the firm’s annual report says.

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“She a-hollerin’ about the front rent, she’ll be lucky to get any back rent,
she ain’t gonna get none of it” ~ George Thorogood

Life imitating art… sorta.

Posted: August 16, 2011 in Jerk-offs


GALVESTON, TX (KTRK) — A Galveston man is under arrest following a bizarre incident in a woman’s apartment over the weekend.

Lyle Bensley, 19, is accused of breaking into a woman’s apartment in the 7800 block of Seawall Boulevard early Saturday morning. According to Galveston Police Captain Jeff Heyse, Bensley, who was wearing only boxers at the time, hissed and growled at the resident while biting her. The woman managed to get away and called 911

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YO Ed Cullen! A vampire? Really… Dude, never tell the cops to restrain you ’cause you might kill someone in the station…

…a hacksaw, REALLY? A hacksaw?

NEW ORLEANS –  A Louisiana man is accused of bludgeoning, decapitating and dismembering his disabled 7-year-old son and leaving the boy’s head near the street so the child’s mother would see it — a killing that brought seasoned police officers to tears, authorities said Monday.

Jeremiah Lee Wright, 30, of Thibodaux waived his right to an attorney and confessed to killing Jori Lirette within 30 minutes of being brought to the police station Sunday, Police Chief Scott Silverii said. He said Wright was booked with first-degree murder and held in lieu of $5 million bond.

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“He said when he put his head out by the side of the road it was so the mother would see it when she came by,” Silverii said. He said Wright’s only explanation for doing so was “just that he wanted her to feel stupid when she saw the head.”

Who feels STOOPID now?

Let me guess, we are going to spend $35-40,000 a year to keep this heartless prick in lock-up. Come on, can’t we tie him to a tree and charge people a dollar each to hit him with a blunt object? I got a sawbuck to start!

Just sayin’